carried an article written by Gian Piero Biancoli from Blog nice addition is absolutely true.
If you work in the computer ...
"If you work in the computer, you will have a group of people that you've found to do service, in spite of yourself.
Do not you remember how it happened, but once you have mounted a drive for a friend, you've created a site for an uncle, you have reinstalled your operating system to a former classmate, the neighbor's son helped you to do a search Wikipedia ... always free.
you you've forgotten the next day ... but they did not.
Here are 10 reasons why you should not do:
(1) automatically become available always and forever, at any time of day or night, wherever you is at work, in the shower ...
"Hello, hello bother you?"
"Well right now I'm on vacation ... Boat"
"Ah ... but you do so soon in these things. I feel the computer when I turn it on me error 000x32F33. What can it be? I am desperate ... "
" Yes, but they are in the midst of the sea "
" Okay. Tell me what I do ... "
(2) become the subject of a chain of wild mouth.
"Wait until I ask a friend of mine, he certainly knows it. Then it is very approachable and if you have time to be a willing hand. "
(3) automatically becomes the manager and administrator of the PC
"Do you remember that last year I had installed that program to view movies? Here, this morning, I turn on the PC and will not turn any more, what could have happened? It's not that you did something wrong? "
(4) you need to know all the programs and all operating systems on the planet. From Blender to GWBasic from Windows ME to the most unlikely of Linux distros. You'll be able to do everything from gaps are not allowed for those who "know computers"
"Hey, sorry to bother you, but I have a problem: How do I import an audiobook with Itunes? "
" Look, I'm sorry, but I have the Ipod and Itunes do not know "
" From there you know more than me for sure. In two minutes you do everything ... "
(5) become, in full, the first person to refer to everything that runs on electricity
" Hello, sorry to bother you, but I have the home theater room that no longer works well. You look up things there? Why is it that some days you hear a rustle from vufer and maybe you only need to change a fuse ... "
(6) is seen as a hardware dealer
" Hello, sorry to bother you, I wanted to buy a laptop, you do not have any bazzo is that? " "No"
"Why not? Working on the computer that you do not want to walk hand in some occasions? Well if you have something let me know, meanwhile I'd give a look at the quotes that I did do? "
(7) you always have to navigate the unknown .
"Hello, sorry if you break it, but the PC is no longer"
"How can we be more? Do not turn on, or what? "
" No, no, turns on but then does not go "
" What's wrong? The operating system? "
" I do not understand mica nothing wrong ... "
" What operating system do you have? "
" What I want to know what operating system I have .... Cos 'is the operating system? Where should I read? Look, if you first vieni qua a dare un’occhiata, aspetto, vai tranquillo, va bene anche stasera dopo il lavoro…”
(8) lavorerai sempre gratis… se va bene!
Al di là di qualche caffè offerto, non vedrai mai un soldo. Di sicuro, però, ne spenderai: viaggi, telefonate, probabilmente anche cavetti, vecchi componenti, batterie, viti, ecc…
(9) grazie alla tua disponibilità, sarai sempre sottovalutato e verrai classificato al massimo come “smanettone”.
I “tecnici”, real ones, do the same things you do (perhaps with less care), but taking 80 euro per hour, will be seen as demigods.
(10) really need a tenth reason? "
Source: SRS Gian Piero Biancoli by TheAppleFly Think Different
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